Do you have the time - to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up - I feel like breaking up
Am I just paranoid, or am I stoned

I went to a shrink - to analyse my dreams
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore - he said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up - I feel like breaking up
Am I just paranoid, or am I stoned

You ask me to control - so I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up - I feel like breaking up
Am I just paranoid, or am I stoned