I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

Peel me of this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Bored, endorsed on the summer street
I've locked the door to my own cell and I've lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

I' got no motivation
Where is my motivation
No time for motivation
Smoking my inspiration ... (Move it !)

I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pethatic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost it's fun
You're fucking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
There's nothing like this that will survive

Bite my lip and close my eyes
I'm slipping away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
But it's just a myth