I'm a lumberjack
Monty Python

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Yes, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok-a-y.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I actually enjoy singing this while I'm cutting wood. It passes the time and freaks the neighbors out.
Terry Jones/Michael Palin/Fred Tomlinson