You read about it in the paper,
you hear about it on the news.
The hero’s in town.
You never know who called him
and there’s nothing you can do
The hero’s in town.

Flying overhead,
and he’s fixing things as new.
The hero’s in town.
People worship on a daily bases,
before dinner in the afternoon.
The hero’s in town,
yeah the hero’s in town.

Sure come in handy,
a hero in town.
He’s offering candy to everyone.
Oh what a guy,
you better sleep with a gun.
The hero is in town.

So look up at the sky my friend,
Is it safe enough to go out there.
The hero’s in town.
So should we trust or loathe him,
should we break or take his hand.
The hero’s in town.

He’s leaning on his golden cane,
he gives away free hurricanes.
The hero’s in town
For god and money devil’s fight.
Religion holds a beast inside,
The hero’s in town.
Yeah the hero’s in town.

Sure come in handy,
a hero in town.
He’s offering candy to everyone.
What good are heroes in this mixed up world.
Load us up another free, free world.
Free world.
Load us up another free, free world.
Free world.

Monkey see, monkey do.
Monkey wants so it comes straight through.
Small talk travels quicker
than the truth can tie it’s shoes.

Sure come in handy,
a hero in town.
He’s offering candy to everyone.
Oh what a guy,
you better sleep with a gun.
‘Cause the hero is in for money.
He’s in for money.